kehinki:

god i love people who refer to anything as an adventure. 

“wanna go on an adventure?” *goes to mcdonald’s for ice cream at 1am*

(via laughcentre)

actualobiwankenobi:

me: i want a game which gives you tough choices with huge consequences

me, faced with a tiny choice and no consequences: [ sits and reads the wiki page for 3 hours ] [ writes a 2,000 word essay weighing the pros and cons ] ……i can’t make this decision

(via officialfrenchtoast)

brightindie:

I hope you all find someone who never stops wanting to get to know you

(via staypozitive)

korylou:

treatme-eatme:

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

Me

(via lubricates)

consolecadet:

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

(via miserysmidnight)

steakpanties:

me: drinks an americano w/ 2 extra shots of espresso an hour before bed 

me: ????????? why the fuck can’t i sleep????????? 

appetitusinvictus:

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

(via lubricates)

stability:

do you ever just decide someone is the greatest person ever after having one small positive interaction with them? Like I could have a 3 minute conversation with someone and then someone will be like do you know jessica? and I’ll be like yaaaas my bitch jess I’d die for her meanwhile jessicas probably like who tf is that

(via trust)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS

(via laughcentre)

teacrumps:

vickythepixie:

mihael5sos:

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

(via thecommonchick)

diegolopezocon:

Finding Dory: yes, yes, YES!!!

Toy Story 4: Do we really need another? I mean, Toy Story 3 ending was perfect

Cars 3: NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS

The Incredibles 2: *sobs on the floor* Fucking finally

(via laughcentre)